OK...........So I guess I will tell you all a little about myself.
I could write a big ass story about the "hard-knocks" life of Butters, and his daily "ups & downs".... but most of it would be a load of bullshit.

Instead, I decided to answer all the questions that I know are just burning in your mind....so I hope this clears it up, and gives you a better perspective on Butters.......cuz REALLY.....he is a fucking awesome dude.

About Me

Name: (withheld by request of sender)
Nicknames: Ac1D-R41n, Buzz-Lightyear, Butters, Long-Dong Magic-Juan, Javier Guadalupe Rudolpho Roblez the 3rd (in case I have to run away to Mexico and start my life over again as a bull-fighter)
Email: webmaster@butternutwack.com , WhatHappenedLastNight@MyFingerSmells.com
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 186lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.
Race: Which is the one with the big dicks? Blacks? Oh thats not me, I'm white.
Eye Color: Blue.....like your balls after the senior prom
Hair Color: Whitney Houston Brown
College: More like "the school-of-hard-knocks"...with a few college parties thrown in there.
Piercings: Tons cause I am such a unique and complex person. I express myself through my body modifications. I have huge holes in my ears and my dick is pierced. I really want to get back at my parents, and I am too scared to go gay. But really......i'm just your regular everyday normal guy (there's a video about me right HERE)
Favorite Foods: Kosher foods, I only trust Jews.
Favorite Drink: Milk and Alcohol not always together.
Favorite Movie: The R Kelly Sex Tape
Favorite Music: Rap and country. Holla y'all!
Turn-ons: Hot Girls. Oh and of course midgets. They make my dick look huge.
Turn-offs: Ugly girls, fat girls, and fat ugly girls.
Pets: Does the hooker I have chained to my radiator count?
Who do you go to for advice: Corky from "Life Goes On"
Favorite Spot to be touched while making out: The Penis
Favorite Fictional Character: Tyler Durden
Ever tell a racist joke: Of course you stupid WOP.
Where do you want to live: The Playboy Mansion
Who has it easier, guys or girls: Hermaphrodites
Word Association:
Rock: Crack
Green: Gonorrhea
Wet: T-shirt
Cry: Anal sex
Peanut Butter: Anal sex
Do you have a crush? OMG Yes!
Have you sent a poem to someone? Yes, well some of it rhymed but not much does with stupid cunt.
Would you tell your friend he/she is getting fat? Yes, but I prefer the medical term "morbidly obese".
Would you make out with a monkey for $5000? They are paying $5,000 for that now!
Would you be on Fear Factor knowing you had to eat that nasty shit? Are you talking about Joe Rogan?
What time is it now? Hammer time bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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